to fart without shitting

to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:

John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.

James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!

Example 2:

Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
by Berlusconi_i_miei_coglion December 4, 2010
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shit fart

A fart that has that distinct, almost sweet-smelling, odor of shit, because the person who let it has to shit.
That was a shit fart. Go to the bathroom and take a shit you filthy pig!
by Lefugue August 13, 2009
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shit fart

when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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yee fart that shit

To promote the freedom of expression of an individual.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.
guy #1: u eat p00p

guy #2: yee fart that shit

(pause)

guy #2: ownt.
by seekingbj May 16, 2009
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shit fart

A usually smelly fart which smells like rotten eggs.

See also: egg fart
Damn! Who was it that let a shit fart? It smells like pure shit!
by John November 17, 2003
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shit-fart

it all starts with a table with the words shit fart on it one drunk kid and lots of sex.
girl and boy walk upstairs to find all of their friends shirtless... this is what shit fart night is all about
by hot momma February 6, 2004
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What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
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