Farp

A sharp fart wher it may result in 3 or more stitches! In some cases it may sound sore but its not, for the unlucky ones it may not sound sore but it is - worse case scenario u may hear the rippin sound.

Heather: pheowwwrr courtney: did u just do ah ?heather interupps yes courtney yes i just done a farp. Courtney oh are u okay ? heather : no i think i may need stitches

by Annie Heather Courtney October 22, 2009

Farp

When your dog eats poo and berps. The horrendous smell is essentially a fart from it's mouth making it a farp.

My dog farped in my face tonight and caused me to vomit from the smell.

by Canpfire99 August 8, 2021

farp

A poop-fart, aka, a shart

Oops! I just farped in my pants.

by dmitchell78721 May 12, 2022

Farp

To fart around a poop.

That smelled like a farp!

by killercrush May 16, 2014

Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.

"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"

by Lucie B. June 1, 2015

Farp

to fart into a girls mouth and make her swallow it which will make her burp it out in your face

Cameron made Patti farp in his face for his birthday.

by A Girlscout0890 March 2, 2010

Farp

Fuck a rubber plant

Fuck. A. Rubber. Plant. Farp

by That chickkkkkk October 12, 2010