An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.
LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
by joff leff November 30, 2011
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Dude: Man, look at her! She looks hot as fuck!
Friend 1: Dudee, she's Fabiana. She's a goddess.
Friend 2: I've been madly in love with her since pre-school.
Friend 1: Dudee, she's Fabiana. She's a goddess.
Friend 2: I've been madly in love with her since pre-school.
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"When the dude took a suidical swan-dive off the building's 10th floor, landed on a trampoline-like awning and bounced off another, landed on a Farbie and ended up standing straight up on his feet, only to walk over and find a $100 bill just laying in the gutter and his eyes met a hot brunette who later proved to be the love of his life...well...that story is "Farbitudinous"!
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Johnny Depp is a Fabiano.
by Mynameisano July 20, 2010
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Get the dirty fabian mug.A desperate attempt to get a hit out of a cached bowl.
A cached hit.
A hit composed of ash, weed, and resin.
A risky hit.
A cached hit.
A hit composed of ash, weed, and resin.
A risky hit.
History of the fabian.
During a live smoke session, Fabian asks "Who's got the bowl?" Lucas says, "I do. But you don't want to hit this, it's cached." With a look of determination Fabian replied... "There's ALWAYS a hit left," and proceeded without hesitation. Resulting in a MONSTER hit that tasted like shit and left him with a mouthful of ash.
It takes a real man to pull a fabian!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: Yeah.
Zac: Hell no! Pack it up!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: No.
Zac: Yea give me that shit!
We're out of that fire :( but... We can pull some fabians. :\
Nick attempted to pull a fabian, failed, and got a mouthful of ash.
Confucius Say: "One can tell a lot by the size of a man's fabian."
Confucius Say: "In times of need with no weed, a fabian indeed!"
Confucius Say: "A fabian a day, keeps the dealer away."
During a live smoke session, Fabian asks "Who's got the bowl?" Lucas says, "I do. But you don't want to hit this, it's cached." With a look of determination Fabian replied... "There's ALWAYS a hit left," and proceeded without hesitation. Resulting in a MONSTER hit that tasted like shit and left him with a mouthful of ash.
It takes a real man to pull a fabian!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: Yeah.
Zac: Hell no! Pack it up!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: No.
Zac: Yea give me that shit!
We're out of that fire :( but... We can pull some fabians. :\
Nick attempted to pull a fabian, failed, and got a mouthful of ash.
Confucius Say: "One can tell a lot by the size of a man's fabian."
Confucius Say: "In times of need with no weed, a fabian indeed!"
Confucius Say: "A fabian a day, keeps the dealer away."
by Fellowship of the Fabian January 5, 2010
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Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.
Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.
Did you see the Academy of Country Music Awards the other night? The Fathers of Country and John Wayne would turn over in their graves if they saw all these young wannabes wearing Nashville Farbies!
by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010
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