Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
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by xSuperWhoLockx June 24, 2014
Get the supernatural fans mug.Crazy ass high functioning sociopaths that will beat you with a riding crop if you insult their fandom. Prepare to be deduced.
Sherlock fan 1: Uhm hello
Other human: Psychopath Sherlock is dead
All Sherlock Fans: *appear each holding a riding crop prepared to kill*
Other human: Psychopath Sherlock is dead
All Sherlock Fans: *appear each holding a riding crop prepared to kill*
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