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Fanistons

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
by 890 December 31, 2008
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butt fangs

Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs.
Damn, Jenny got some nice butt fangs.
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A humiliating incident that is essentially the same as a fiasco but is on national TV.
After the fanasco of the champagne stealing.
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Davey Jacobs in the Broadway adaptation of Newsies. He is also the most talented riffer known to man; the poor GUY’S head is spinning!
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supernatural fans

Crazy ass mother fuckers. Like how are they not desturbed that show is messed up and those people are crazy they carry around salt and shit they are beautiful people
Are you scared of ghosts?

No we are supernatural fans.
by xSuperWhoLockx June 24, 2014
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Sherlock Fans

Crazy ass high functioning sociopaths that will beat you with a riding crop if you insult their fandom. Prepare to be deduced.
Sherlock fan 1: Uhm hello

Other human: Psychopath Sherlock is dead

All Sherlock Fans: *appear each holding a riding crop prepared to kill*
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