fanal

faggot anal

bro Jaxon and Miguel have no friends they def do fanal

by we hate all faggots August 14, 2023

Fanal

Anal Sex but from the front. thought not possible by some, but proved possible by Kushner.

Damn, Ben got hard Fanal against the wall, while his sister watched.

by Weller December 16, 2006

Fanilow

A fanilow is someone who is massive Barry Manilow fan, These fans are 100% committed to the great man that is Barry Manilow

Me and my very special aunt(000fanilow)

by 00Fanilow October 16, 2008

Back-Hand Fantail

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.

Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009

Fantail Liberty

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

Fajail

A fail so severe, that you go to the fail jail.

A fat man doing the shuffle...FAJAIL!

by Carokick December 17, 2011

fanfail

A fangirl who always fails

Once again she has proven she is a fanfail

by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009