famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.

Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

famnesia

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

by JG percussion March 3, 2011

Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

Fagony

To have fun and also experience agony at the same time.

This game is fagony!

by Swaggysheep April 5, 2017

famous dex

A rapper from Chicago with red dreads sighed by rich the kid to Rich forever music.

Aye you hear that new famous dex track?

by Ancientflu March 19, 2017

fanon

The canon of fandom.

Fanon is the collection concepts and ideas that are normally used in most fan fiction, but don't really existence in the real story's canon.

If a concept was used in the canon, it is only mention once in the entire series and is never mentioned again. Fan fiction writers will most likely instigate these concepts in their fics.

Some people think that fanon is phoney and stupid, but most fanon concepts are actually pretty good.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 10, 2008

make you famous

To kill you, where your fame comes from being on the front page of a newspaper or lead story on TV news as the victim of an especially brutal or high profile murder.

I'm about to make you famous, person-who-has-disrespected-me!

by voke November 30, 2009