Fataphobia

Somone who who hates/has a fear about fat people. They are scared, but hate them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A fatty! Oy, chunk, Your ass has got time zonez!"

by U-man May 6, 2005

Wakeaphobia

When you can wake up fine over the weekend, but can't for school, no matter how early you go to sleep.

"I don't get it! I can't wake up for school, but I can wake up fine at 4 in the morning on the weekend!" "Oh, you have wakeaphobia."

by BadSanta December 24, 2014

fakephobia

When you have a fear of fake people and fake bullshit.

“Are you friends with Claudia?”

“Nah, I have fakephobia so i don’t fw that plastic bitch.

by Hideyokids.com January 9, 2021

Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog

Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia

by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009

Facephobia

Since a person has been on Facebook for so long, he or she is afraid to talk or socialize in person; The fear of socializing in person due to Facebook

Guy1: Why won't Jim come down to the bar?

Guy2: Oh, he has Facephobia.

by Theonewhoknowsallkinda October 19, 2010

FLAKAPHOBIA

1) TO BE AFRAID OF AND TRAUMATIZED BY THE SUPERVISOR WHO STANDS OVER YOU WITH FLAKES FALLING DOWN UPON YOU LIKE SNOW.
2) FEAR OF FLAKING SKIN/ DANDRUFF

I CAN NO LONGER BE EMPLOYED HERE BECAUSE MY SUPERVISOR HAS DANDRUFF AND I SUFFER FROM FLAKAPHOBIA.

by DISTRESSED DISPATCHER April 21, 2009

Factaphobia

An anxeity disorder that is characterised by a persistent fear of facts resulting in the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid them.

A person suffering from factaphobia will often show extreme signs of distress and confusion when presented with fact which of ten results in them gibbering uncontrollably like an idiot.

See that Louie Gohmert, he's not no idiot, he's just got that there factaphobia

by Louie Gohmert January 14, 2015