double faithful

Being faithful to two different girls at once.

Black men don't cheat. They're so considerate that they are faithful to multiple women at once. You could say black men are double faithful.

by Tab2real July 29, 2017

Old Faithful

An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:

1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.

When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.

I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.

by moustacherocker July 26, 2006

cold faithful

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

Something that everyone should try.

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Faithful

Faithful is a girl who can look like an African Magic wife sometimes. A Faithful usually has long, full and black natural hair. Some Faithfuls don’t really have good dentition (just some of them) . Faithfuls have the body of a model and has her moments where she looks very beautiful. Faithfuls are commonly smart, talkatives and can sleep anywhere. She knows every Chioma Jesus song there is. Everyone for sure needs a Faithful in their life.

You need a Chioma Jesus classmate like Faithful

by Madame Special February 22, 2019

'ol faithful

When you're having problems jerking off and can't cum, so you fire up the ol 'puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website

Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.

by JESSA! March 8, 2010

Marianne Faithfull

Pretty singer from the 60s and girlfriend of Mick Jagger during that same time. She was a drug addict and this ruined her life and career for a short while, but she regained herself and had a comeback in the 80s. She is now doing well.

Marianne Faithfull is so gorgeous.

by Marianne Moon December 29, 2008

vagina faithful

A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.

Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.

by Bobby_Ginga February 19, 2017