Fuck fairy 

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

Fuck fairy by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy 

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

Fuck Fairy by JaySteeze September 13, 2016

Fuck Fairy 

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

Fuck Fairy by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

fuck up fairy 

Sarcastic way of saying that something has gone wrong. Similar to the tooth fairy, but the fuck up fairy leaves mayhem instead of money.

It looks like the fuck up fairy came to visit - Milton crashed the system again.

fuck up fairy by raven lunatic October 30, 2007

Fuck Up Fairy 

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

Fuck Up Fairy by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

Fuck Faced Fairy 

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)

*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry

Fuck Faced Fairy by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

Fuck Me Fairy 

A sex move were 2 people dress up as fairies and have vigorous and sweaty sex. This could be love or hate sex and will always hurt.

Me: "Bro me and my girl was doing fuck me fairy and I gave her a heart attack and she died"
Friend: "That's hella tuff. You really did it that hard?"
Me: "Yeah bro go big or go home., but might go to jail for life.
Friend: "F"

Fuck Me Fairy by Osama bin lackin April 25, 2019