Fuck fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 13, 2016