Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

faircut

Another word for the general area of a females' genitals

She gave her faircut a shave and it looks good

by Mike Da June 14, 2008

Failcature

When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.

Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature

by LZfan229 April 25, 2010

Failute

the failure to do something, usually results in punishment; resulting in failure; unsuccessful in something

The failute to due her assignment caused her to get points removed.

by PeppermintTrees April 24, 2023