Fag Wagon

Any late model sports-type car. Often owned by rich, middle aged metrosexuals or openly gay men.

Look at that Eclipse Spyder over there, what a Fag Wagon.

by Yoshie February 20, 2008

Fag Wagon

a Dodge Caliber.

That Caliber is such a fag wagon.

by goodhart March 17, 2011

fag wagon

A wagon or car full of Fags(Homosexuals). Used as an insult, it dates back to when bundles of sticks were transported by horse-driven wagon. It is used most commonly when someone and or a group you didn't invite to your party shows up anyway.

Bruce: "Aye! Looks like the fag wagon finally arrived!"
Jaime: "Shut up! do you always have to be such a douche!? GAWD!"
Bruce: "YAYE!!!"

by C. Calypso April 8, 2016

fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.

Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.

by Ali T February 11, 2006

fapwagon

When a person is masturbating while driving

Hey Joelle did I see you fap wagoning at the stop light?

"Yes"

Hey Joelle did I see you fapwagon ing at the stop light?

"Yes"

by xkylieex December 14, 2014