farnarkeling

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.

To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."

by Ossminid October 25, 2007

Farnarvished

To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish

"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."

by N.F.L. February 4, 2010

farnarter

a large person wanting to be a ninja, but knows not what a ninja wears or does

the farnarter is clueless

by anonomus January 2, 2005

Fanarcissist

A big fan of his or her own self. An individual with a larger than life ego/self image. Someone with a way too high opinion of him/herself. Usually an only child totally spoiled by parents.

you should see his myspace and facebook profiles, he's a shameless self-promoter. he's a total fanarcissist

by fan fan August 5, 2009

Fagnado

A gaggle of queers on a marry-go-round

Bobby decided that he'd join the fagnado even though his friends advised against it.

by Theslippyone November 17, 2017

faggard

A closeted homosexual who covers up his homosexuality by acting the part of an evagelical christian homophobe who prostelytizes against gays from the pulpit while secretly having a homosexual relationship with a gay male prostitute and smoking meth.

The Colorado Springs preacher turned out to be a faggard and caused much pain to his family because of his deceptions.

by PedalPusher November 15, 2006

fagtard

a fagtard is a ultra combo of being faggish and also a tard. in the outcome of this word you are a fagtard. when you are a fagtard you come from the ass.

katie hammoline is a fagtard

by krisjan morrow July 1, 2004