facetime

Videoconference

Had lots of facetime today, with my boss in London, the kids at home, and mom in Miami.

by MikeZ September 24, 2012

Facetime

The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!

Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!

by dmoney777 November 26, 2011

FaceTime

A slang often used in Chicago or "ChiRaq" which means to get shot in the head multiple times. Gang members often put apple stickers on drum magazines, to symbolize "getting facetimed"

ChiRaq Nigga 1: On Foe Nem grave that nigga Tyrone wont stop talking shit!

Chiraq Nigga 2: Lets go facetime him!

by VB5700 March 24, 2018

Facetime

To smoke a blunt to the face and absolutely not sharing in a predetermined manner.

Let me know when yall make up your mind i just rolled a blunt and its Facetime.

by D$H_Irie April 1, 2021

FaceTime

Slang term for rough oral sex between to gay bros.

Mike: “Hey bro, guess what time it is? FaceTime! Hit your knees bro!”

Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”

*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg

by Tosser of Salads August 14, 2022

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021