Fireboard those Motherjammers

the wrong answer when someone asks you: "what should you do if you see a terrie getting froggy"
the correct answer is: draxx them sklounst

bro what do you do when you see a terrie getting froggy?
you should fireboard those motherjammers
NO, you need to draxx them sklounst

by Gules Vernon March 11, 2019

FaceBorg

The collective consciousness residing in the domain of Facebook and other social network venues that threaten to assimilate your individuality.

Beware the FaceBorg! It will assimilate you. Resistance is futile.

by HammerTime2 May 7, 2009

Faceborg

The coming Facebookization of the nation, where every man, woman and chile is merged into one social networking soup of humanity.

Good for:
1. Zuckerberg's total world domination

Bad for:
1. Privacy (on and off, ya never know, chk your settings)

Scenario 1:

Tech analyst: Google, Microsoft and Twitter are all running scared in the shadow of the rising Faceborg.

by lisat2 April 21, 2010

fakeboarder

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.

Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."

by Berty Bert April 13, 2008

facebort

to delete or deactivate your facebook account

I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.

by Reebs77 July 20, 2009

Fireboard

Verb-
To Waterboard someone with lit napalm

"We gonna Fireboard those motherjammers."

by Balacke August 10, 2017

Facecard

A reputation or line of credit in the streets due to good business and/or mutual respect.

I (the person with a good Facecard) would be known for not snitching, not skimping, being real, not oweing if I have a good Facecard.

Good Facecarder: Yo, front me a zip?
Plug: Yea fashow, I know you got me, your facecard clean bruh.

by IngenuityNotApplied May 26, 2018