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As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited
"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks
by Kooks January 14, 2007
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Excited States of America

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
by A_SN August 25, 2009
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excited

being so overwelmingly happy that you could piss rainbows.
the trix rabbit when he gets his hands on that cereal, hes super excited
by im THE catwoman September 11, 2010
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shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
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Excited

A feeling often brought on by the publishing of a word you submitted to urban dictionary
I just won a new car, but I am more excited about getting a word published on urban dictionary!
by Schro November 24, 2014
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expired nudes

Even though she was 15 , those expired nudes are amazing!
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excited

(1) verb: being happy or joyful that something will happen
(2) slang: being horny
(1) Smart Geeky Girl: I am excited about tomorrow's pop quiz
(2) Bo grew excited when Ashley walked into the room, and asked to go to the restroom. But, unfortunetly, the illiterate teacher would not let him go because the teacher cannot understand English!!
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004
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