exclusively mutual

when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other

Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.

Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"

Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back

by javaman199 July 13, 2013

exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020

talking exclusively

Getting to know someone you really like , solely without any outside distractions such as entertaining anyone else on that level.

I like you a lot but I don't want to rush into anything to soon. How do you feel about talking exclusively?

by Oscofficial August 15, 2017

co-exclusively independent

A state of romantic relationship within which you are exclusively seeing and sexing each other, yet, maintaining enough distance to be independent like a boss.

dude 1: "Is she single?"
dude 2: "No, she's co-exclusively independent with Boris"
dude 1: "So she'd fuck me, right?"
dude 2: "No, she only fucks Boris"

by semitaken June 2, 2013

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