Evita

Evita is pure awesomeness. She is very different from anyone that you will ever meet, if you ever get the chance to get a hold of an Evita, never ever let her go, or you'll just see a lucky guy have her instead. She is funny, smart, and genuinely nice .. super nice. She will always help you and never turn you down. She'll always show you a good time because of her sense of humor, and will always care for her friends and will love them forever. If she's into you, you're a lucky bastard. You can easily fall in love with her, and it won't be a hard time.
Person 1: Hey who's that with the bright light following her?
Person 2: Oh that's Evita.
Person 1: Aha, now I understand.

Person 1: I think I've found my Evita.
Person 2: Marry her.

Omg you should totally meet this girl, you'll love her she's such an Evita .. :)
by .Epic fail of epic win. June 10, 2011
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Evita is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It is about Evita Peron, the first lady of the former president of Argentina. It's a great musical with awesome songs like "Buenos Aires" and "Oh What A Circus".
Evita: High flying adored, I've been called names, but that's the strangest. My story's quite usual "LOCAL GIRL MAKES GOOD WITH FAMOUS MAN". I was slapped in the right place, at the perfect time. Filled a gap, I was lucky...but one thing I'll say for me....no one else can fill it like I can.
by Ilana February 04, 2006
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Evita is usually a back stabbing bitch who is jealous of someone named Allison.
Person: "Wow Evita sure is a bitch today"
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Evita Slayer

Evita Slayer is a Title that only the ones, who have slayed Evitas pussy can bear.
There are only 2 known Evita Slayers to this day, but the unknown numerbers may be much higher.
"Hey, have you seen the Evita Slayer?"
"Yes, he really slayed Evita really hard"
by Slayment February 13, 2018
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She always like when someone kissing her and she alway lying to her parents but evita never lies to her real friends and she the very small height
Ben: She has perfect personality
Tyler: And she has perfect smile
Ben: i fall for evita
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evita is a kinda weird person who is really jice and pretty and she rages too much during among us at the start of the year. she also has a favourite acs boy whose name starts with a 'z'. the acs boy is so hot and smexy yes. evita too. okay bye
person a: evita is so hot
jerriC: yes i agree very much yes.
by azraen_ September 04, 2021
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