Evelynn
A Creature of the Night. A Deity presiding over the Northern Star. Evelynn is a sharp-tongued and lithe young woman who, if you ever dare to speak ill of her, even on one occasion alone, will leave you shitting out quicklime and cinnabar...You're bound to see her waiting in one of the aisles at TESCO...
A Creature of the Night. A Deity presiding over the Northern Star. Evelynn is a sharp-tongued and lithe young woman who, if you ever dare to speak ill of her, even on one occasion alone, will leave you shitting out quicklime and cinnabar...You're bound to see her waiting in one of the aisles at TESCO...
Michael: "That Evelynn is such an obnoxious cunt..."
Anatol: " Child, have you lost all sense in both mind and tongue? Do you wish to invoke the wrath of she who resides within the night skies? You fool! You have not only brought woe and pestilence upon yourself alone, but us all!"
Michael: "the actual fuck?!?"
Anatol: " Child, have you lost all sense in both mind and tongue? Do you wish to invoke the wrath of she who resides within the night skies? You fool! You have not only brought woe and pestilence upon yourself alone, but us all!"
Michael: "the actual fuck?!?"
by Hoicha March 12, 2016

The Best Champion is the PVP PC game League of Legends.
Combined with Lich Bane and a deathcap you will melt when she comes out of stealth and spams her Q skill.
The only way to combat her is by saving up 400g for oracles elixer, but no one with under 500 wins realizes this.
Combined with Lich Bane and a deathcap you will melt when she comes out of stealth and spams her Q skill.
The only way to combat her is by saving up 400g for oracles elixer, but no one with under 500 wins realizes this.
hmmm who should i carry with, these games are pretty tough
carry with Evelynn a nigga cant fight what a nigga cant see!
Idk man this is 2300 ELO
Just build a lich bane and spam Q
carry with Evelynn a nigga cant fight what a nigga cant see!
Idk man this is 2300 ELO
Just build a lich bane and spam Q
by swallowthistroll December 15, 2012

Evelynn is kind, sweet and pretty cool if I must say. When we first met she was super nice to me, as we got closer and closer, she was SUPER cool, as she can be a bitch sometimes tbh. Other than that SHE IS AWESOMEEEEEEE. I LOVE HER WITH MY WHOLE LIFE AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE HER <3 ILY EVELYNN
evelynn's my bff
by LexIsWeirdButAlsoCool April 26, 2022

Evelynns are always the sweetest souls! Evelynn has beautiful red hair and light blue eyes that make all the guys want her! When people see her all they can help but to think is how much they want to be her she is drop dead gorgeous with some amazing genes. If only Evelynn realized how beautiful she is and I wish she would see her worth in my eyes she is amazing along with everyone else that sees her!
Wow look at that evelynn
by Goallllkeeeper November 24, 2021

oh look, its evelynn!
by MrsEvelynn December 4, 2022

“Dude, he's so ambidextrous. He can do 2 different things simultaneously”
“I mean, he's an Evelynn main after all.”
“I mean, he's an Evelynn main after all.”
by Someone_who_hates_Windshitters June 27, 2022

She is a kind, loyal and fair.
She brings everyone joy with out trying, no one compares to her.
You can feel her presence and power alone in her name, she is the true one, a ruler. For she is fair and strong.
For all would fall beside her and bow.
Her beauty can easily be seen, like the heavens shining down.
She brings everyone joy with out trying, no one compares to her.
You can feel her presence and power alone in her name, she is the true one, a ruler. For she is fair and strong.
For all would fall beside her and bow.
Her beauty can easily be seen, like the heavens shining down.
It's a ode to joy. Joy is Evelynn. She is Evelynn.
by Brooksw0rld November 20, 2023
