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European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking
"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
European Sharking by Jakndakster November 2, 2011
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European Sandalmaker 

One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.
"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".

european swallow 

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.
"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"

european suburb 

Quite the opposite of the american suburbs where rich people live in stupid houses with neighbourhood watch. The european suburbs is where the junkies, immigrants and gangsters live.
Welcome to the suburb muphukka! Buck-buck!
european suburb by Peeth June 9, 2005

European Stick-Shift

The act of receiving a hand job while driving
Nick: Dude I was giving her a ride home yesterday and she gave me a European Stick-Shift

Josh: No way that's awesome.
European Stick-Shift by J Mad September 1, 2009

European Sponge Bath 

The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.
Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath
European Sponge Bath by b2hoops December 1, 2009

European Starfish 

A person of clearly defined European origin as recognized by the cut, size and neon coloring of their Speedo, lying on the beach with arms outstretched and legs spread.
A virtual yet poor definition of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man: a European Starfish

European Starfish: Borat-esq gentleman lying on the beach, allowing the waves to lap his Neverland
European Starfish by OrtisDei August 10, 2010