ethan's farts 

an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death

did u hear about Ethan's farts in Kentucky?

ethan's farts by crztalyt November 10, 2020

Ethan S.J 

Ethan has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel and richer than him. All though he has all As in his grade book he is still very humble and he loves cats.

Jaasiel: is that Ethan S.J Tony: ya it is Jaasiel: I wish I was him Tony: same Ethan S.J I know

Ethan S.J by Big D Ethan S.J January 5, 2022

𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

a twitter group chat dedicated to the Dolan Twins, with a slight (read: big) inclination to Ethan Dolan. they take no bullshit from anyone (including each other 👀). watch out for their upcoming merchandise line! check @ethanscrackhead on twitter for more information, or if you just wanna have a good and swaggy time. 😎

There’s never a dull moment in 𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

except when everyone’s at school or sleeping or studying or busy or

𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️ by graceyeeyee February 28, 2019

Ethan's Law 

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

Ethan's Law by Benbuki March 2, 2021

Ethan's mom

The legends of Ethan's mom are renowned across the 828 thst she is indeed....fuckable.

Yo Horton have you heard the legends about Ethan's mom? "Oh yeah Aron I know"

Ethan's mom by Hoose 218 July 4, 2016

Ethan’s fetish 

A fetish for men’s poop

There’s a turd in the basement and the dog ate it he must have Ethan’s fetish

Ethan’s fetish by Suman Graeber September 24, 2018

Ethan's Girlfriend 

The Best "Guy" in the World He Changed His Name Once or Twice But I remember Him as Wiz He isn't Gay But Will do Anything for Ethan's Happiness

Oh My Gosh I just saw Ethan's Girlfriend He is So Fuckin Weird But Cute at the same time

Ethan's Girlfriend by anonymous July 19, 2021