espn

a Small central utah gang of about 10-30 people with bigger connections like the rapper citation and former lay low crip Sugarbear. who also skate and mosh. with a 5 person rival gang in the next town of tooele

espn homies Always keep a green rag around their mag

by the coon mountain man mmm 420 November 09, 2010

espn

to have very strong game inspite of or on account of a hint of sleaze.

Anish partied like a rockstar last night. When I saw him pinch my CEO's ass I knew he had espn on.

by zombie March 07, 2005

ESPN

Adj. Something which is incredibly overplayed and overdramatized.

Up next on ESPN, completely unfounded speculation regarding the motives of Brett Favre returning to the NFL, followed by a six hour discussion comparing Favre with current Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. Then we'll take you live to Brett Favre's home where we will watch him eat cheetos while watching television.

by vigilantmongoose December 13, 2009

ESPN

Expert Signaling Psychic Neurosis

ESPN is shared between two very close people and occurs when they think of the same things at the same time.

Kerstan - "What do you think of rats?"
Angelica and Kerstan - "They're nasty."
Angelica - "ESPN? I think so!"

by mashedpotatoesandgravy69 June 15, 2019

ESPN

Entertainment, Sports, and Poker Network

Used to indicate the amount of poker on ESPN nowadays.

I am watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN.

by Mon Capitan August 16, 2009

ESPN

Eastern Sports and Propaganda Network

Everytime I turn on ESPN they are talking about the Yankees or Patriots or Red Sox or some other gay east coast team, as if the west coast does not exist.

by disneysucks July 30, 2006

ESPN

Epstein and Steinbrenner's Personal Network
Formally know as Entertainment and Sports Programming Network, they offically changed their names to Epstein and Steinbrenner's Personal Network when they decided to focus on two MLB teams, the Red Sox and Yankees. Their main headlines usually include:
*Manny being Manny
*Manny Ramirez being Manny Ramirez
*MANNY TRADED TO THE LA DODGERS
*David Ortiz hits Homerun Number (insert #)
*David Ortiz eats burger number (insert #)
*A-Rod and Madonna???
*A-Rod and Jeter breaks up with Madonna rumors.
*Joba Chamberlain as a possible Cy Young Candidate (No Joke, actually real)

With the occasional headlines of:
Evan Longoria
Tiger Woods
Brett Farve
Evan Longoria
The New York Mets
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
LA Dodgers (only because Manny is there)
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve

MLB News
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* MLB eyeing instant replay as early as late August
* Oblique puts Lowell on DL | Red Sox top Rangers
* After fouling ball off foot, Jeter sits | Yanks lose
* Cubs sweep Braves by combined score of 18-2
* Crawford opts for hand surgery | TB-OAK Live
* A's third baseman Chavez has shoulder surgery
* Quentin sits out, but balanced ChiSox top Royals
* Sheffield says he's not expecting trade | Tigers fall
* Rumor Central: Rays making push for Aurilia? Insider

Four Yankees/Red Sox headlines in the top 5 from ESPN website 8/13/08

by Person who hates ESPN August 14, 2008