While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
Get the erectile misfunctionmug. the #1 cause of suicide in the United States
by manc od May 25, 2006
Get the erectile dysfunctionmug. by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015
Get the Erectile Malfunctionmug. A condition in which the penis becomes magnetized and will only point True North while erect. This disease is caused by a bacterial infection that, if untreated, can cause the penis to swell with a magnetic fluid, a byproduct of the bacterial growth.
Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.
The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.
A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.
The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.
A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
Rebecca sent Dean a DM; it was a booty call.
She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.
“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”
She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.
“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”
by Varnpike August 2, 2018
Get the Erectile Northfunctionmug. by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007
Get the Erectile Disfunctionmug. polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
by Jake February 1, 2004
Get the erectile dysfunctionmug. the inabilaty to sport wood
by Big_T October 15, 2003
Get the Erectile Disfunctionmug.