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Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.
Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD
by Father of jazz March 29, 2021
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Empyric

em·pyr·ic

NOUN

ɛmˈpɪrɪk, ɪmˈpɪrɪk

1. A person who gives 'the fire within' to another
2. A person who converses, trains or engages with another person in such a way to give them the sense of 'the fire within'

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ic' which means to define a characteristic of another.
She was feeling lacklustre and needed motivation, so her Empyric delivered some inspiring words to help her fire up again.
by Empirical Dynamics May 3, 2023
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Empyricise

em·pyr·i·cise

VERB

ɛmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz, ɪmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz

1. to give 'the fire within' to another
2. to converse, train or engage with a person in such a way to give the sense of the fire within

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ise' which means the action of delivering this to another.
The Empyric had a power to empyricise others when they had lost their way and needed to fire themselves up, with some sage advice and skills
by Empirical Dynamics May 3, 2023
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Empyrion

Empyrion is a space exploration game, with survival in mind.
Empyrion is a 3D open world, space survival adventure in which you can fly across space and land on planets. Build, explore, fight and survive in a hostile galaxy full of hidden dangers.
Why are you not playing empyrion?
by Plexacuz August 2, 2018
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Empyophobia

The intense fear of collection of pus empyema
Friend : look at all that pus

Ghof: ew ew ew I can't I have empyophobia, I wanna vomit just thinking about it
by Ghofball October 10, 2019
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Empyema

A collection of girls; A collection of people with their person copy of a pussy (Women), but as an African might say it a collection of “pus“.
Hona ka empyema karipabrown bench.
by Rebhara September 16, 2020
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Empys

What is worn to bed by people who prefer to sleep naked. Abbreviated from The Emperor’s New Pyjamas, i.e. invisible and don’t exist.
Going to go and get my empys on and get into bed.
by palli January 6, 2021
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