Emocto

An emo with eight legs

"Did you see the emocto in the ocean yesterday?!"

by Joleelee July 11, 2009

emocrapical

Being somewhat stereotypically emo, and being crap at it.

Shanes described his troubles emocrapically.

by longjohnnicksilver November 11, 2008

Emocabulary

1. The words which crop up most often in emo speech, music and literature, most commonly 'black', 'hate', 'pain', and 'death', among many others.

2. (Of a foreign emo band) Whether or not the listener understands any of the simplest verbs and nouns, there will be instantly recognisable and heavily used emo words (e.g. pain, death etc.) repeating in each song. C.f. Tokio Hotel

- "I am forever shackled in a chasm of despondency."

"Wow, you have such a wide emocabulary."

by kriio October 20, 2008

emochode

a guy that wears skinny jeans, a t-shirt of a band that existed before they were even conceived and have no true clue who they are, pair of busted up converse sneakers, a belt with metal studs, paints their fingernails black, has dark hair either long and straight or cut in the dumbest way possible and talks about how much life sucks that dates an incredibly hot girl that has nothing at all in common with him

Tim and Dave are driving down the road talking about what happened the night before as pass by a couple walking to the corner, one punk looking guy and a hot girl.

Tim: "What is that over there, she looks good."

Dave: "I just don't get it, what the hell is she doing with emochode. It just makes no damn sense."

Tim: "Dude, its an emochode. Classic!"

by Shaft99999 July 24, 2009

emocument

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel

"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"

by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005

Emocaust

Genocide of the 21st century's newest generation of emotional children also known as the "Emo's." Much like that of Hitler's Holocaust an Emocaust would consist of slitting everyone of their wrists instead of actual use of a gas chamber to exterminate them.

I will rise up like that of my brother Adolf and start an Emocaust.

by Russell T. January 13, 2007

emocidal

Being so distraught over emotional problems to the point of suicide.

Dude, keep some tabs on Brad, Emily broke up with him and he's all emocidal now.

by Jeff Freeze September 8, 2004