A adorable hunk that will steal your heart from a mille away. He’s a bit of a surfer dude, longer hair, chilled attitude. Elton is always up for spending time together and never fails to make you fall at his knees. He’s just too irresistible! He loves you with all his heart and you will have no trouble falling in love with his outgoing personality.
Your such an Elton!
by 🇦🇺 July 24, 2018
No Elton is another way for saying "No homo." This is usually only used around people who actually know who Elton John is. For those of you who don't, he's a gay pianist and singer. Hence why "Elton" is in the place of "homo."
Guy 1: If I were a girl, would you date me?
Guy 2: Definitely man.
Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*
Guy 2: No Elton man...
Guy 1: Oh
Guy 2: Definitely man.
Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*
Guy 2: No Elton man...
Guy 1: Oh
by Mikey Penguin June 07, 2010
Eltonic is a word used to describe anything that is SO cool or amazing, that no other word can describe it. It is believed to have been first used by an all girls' school in England.
by The Mighty Pozza October 17, 2010
A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john
1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.
2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.
- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.
- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
by Ronzula May 27, 2008
by Rebbew June 29, 2022
A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)
Shawn: Bro im lyk sooo str8! No Elton k? No Elton!
Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.
Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.
by Mrs. Intelligent July 24, 2010
by Ill mon April 26, 2007