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Elissandro

Elissandro is a name for tall mofos.
Oo that nigga tall his name prob Elissandro
by Cumcum108 January 27, 2021
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Elisenda

The one girl who can do anything: sing, play music instruments, write poems, cook, sew, etc. - you name it.

Also the funniest girl in the room. Very passionate and fast as a bullet - might break or twist something on the way though, for example an ankle.
Somebody fell down the stairs right over there? It’s Elisenda.
by gingernaya November 23, 2021
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Elissandra

She has difficulty controlling her anger, and people have to know that most of the time she's misunderstood. She loves her family and friends dearly, she would put them first before anything else. She's also very lucky in a bizarre, but good way. She likes seeing people happy, because it makes her happy. Do not assume her emotions, it will most likely make her upset.
Elissandra is such a interesting person, in a very odd way. Know how to makes me laugh.
by IdkActuallyButBye June 7, 2022
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Elisse

The goddess you cannot deceive. She will see through your lies and hold you accountable. She will likely love you, despite all of your flaws. Keeper of secrets and holds her promises. (Probably covered in random tattoos) the best sex you'll ever have is with her, but good luck getting her attention. Easily the sexiest woman you've ever seen. You can plead but she's still going to leave if you don't bring peace.

Independent, firecracker who could manipulate any human but she fights against her own seduction to be genuine. She is the best mother I've ever seen.

She will give you everything you want until you leave her wanting.

Don't ever mess up and fumble Eli. No one can compare.

After all she's named after Elysium, Paradise for the Gods. . .
If I could just get Elisse to leave Denver, she'd be happy but I guess I'll help her build someone fast to drive instead.

That Elisse is all anyone can talk about.
Elisse's smile consumes her whole face and changes the way the light in the room shines.
by Skrrrtorsquiiiirrt April 15, 2024
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The Old Eliassen

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.
by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017
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