Eirik is a skinny Italian man with a big ass nose. his legs are as hairy as a monkey. he is scared of bananas
by uptownfunkslut June 10, 2020
Little Eirik is a person with an extremely tiny dick and a bad behavior towards his mommy, especially when he is in his mood for sheep.
by MirandaSong March 29, 2023
He likes girls and beer. Bjrøn Eirik is a Norwegian name who love girls and beer.
He is usually a Simp or a Chad. Everyone would also call him a Frat Boy because he is white AF, drinks beer, tries to get laid every night.
He is usually a Simp or a Chad. Everyone would also call him a Frat Boy because he is white AF, drinks beer, tries to get laid every night.
by DanielBH May 03, 2020
He is the kind of person to fuck your boy friend. He loves a good BBC in his anal kanal. He is also a typical pedofile. HE smugels young boys to have sex whit them. He has a smal dick. Often the boys dont even notice they have sex. eirik ha dick that is so smal that u need to messure it with nanometers
by xXBig_Dick_Slong_ManXx November 23, 2021
hunky, masculine, goon material. Eirik loves Apple and mewing. He LOVES battery blue, but the battery is not as blue as his perfect, blue, dreamy eyes... mmm.... those eyes..... mmmm yummy.. He has the perfect, masuclinest, roblox man face known to mankind.
ANYWAY, Eirik is the best hunk of a man, he always eats frozen pizza in the microwave, even though he knows he's going to get diabetes and a new type of cholesterol. But that just makes him even hotter... and more thicc..... mmmmmfffgg,, yummy.
ANYWAY, Eirik is the best hunk of a man, he always eats frozen pizza in the microwave, even though he knows he's going to get diabetes and a new type of cholesterol. But that just makes him even hotter... and more thicc..... mmmmmfffgg,, yummy.
by DisgustedAsh April 15, 2024
Eirik is so Eirik to day
by Gaysexilove April 07, 2018