egonomics

The study of the financial ascpects of papmpering oneself.

If only I could get the egonomics of this new boutique in Beverly Hills figured out I'd be a very rich chap.

by Timus August 12, 2003

egonomics

the inability to purchase without considering what others would think.

Teens can't wipe their ass without contemplating the egonomics reactions of their toilet paper.

by roy amos August 10, 2003

Egonomics

Egonomics - The science of designing "menu driven" or thought systems in such a manner as to be intuitive to logical interpretation, especially so as being able to return to the last decision point or to the starting point from any location within the system.

For example, when you are using a "menu" on the telephone, ATM, etc. you want to have the ability to return to the last decision point, or to the beginning of the menu from anywhere within the menu. That would be an example of "good" egonomics.

by truther51 February 6, 2010

egonomical

Valuing expensive brands over frugality as a way of increasing one's self esteem.

People who are driven to Needless Markup in their Maybachs and get their groceries at Whole Paycheck live a very egonomical lifestyle.

by MarionWebster November 17, 2018

egonomics

My mom's mom's mom's mom's grand grand grand son.

Lego my egonomics, bitch.

by Trent August 10, 2003

egonomics

psychological masturbation

Eventually nobody believed his boasting except for himself, it was all egonomics.

by Silly Dad August 12, 2003

Egonomics

The propensity of some people to act in such a way, that it forces those around them to accommodate, or at least necessarily deal with said behavior.

He is a master in the art of egonomics--forcing people to deal with his antics.
She employs egonomics on a regular basis, and she usually gets her way.

by Tony The Tiger 8669 September 12, 2013