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Hot egg fart

A hot fart exuded after one has digested eggs. Hot egg farts also smell like eggs.
by Miniseries August 9, 2003
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Hot Sauce Sugar Egg Jam

Also known as HSEJ. When you go to Denny's and mix together Hot Sauce, Sugar, Egg, and jam in a bowl then get a friend to eat it.
Me and some friends went to denny's and made some Hot Sauce Sugar Egg Jam
by TheUNUNUNUNiverse July 20, 2020
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Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.
Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich
by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021
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Honesty Egg

The honesty egg was always in existence, there was no dinosaurs or adam and eve, it was all just the honesty egg
The honesty egg is our true lord and saviour, God never existed It was only the egg.
by FatWetWhale October 3, 2021
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houdini egg salad

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.
"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
by donthatemecuzuaintme October 18, 2012
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Homemade Scotch Egg

A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....
by DJhero January 25, 2011
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