A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.
A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010
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2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
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Randy: Dude, I just did a backflip!
Travis: Yeah right, I don't believe you.
Randy: No! 4 eels!
Travis: Oh, sweet, good job dude.
Travis: Yeah right, I don't believe you.
Randy: No! 4 eels!
Travis: Oh, sweet, good job dude.
by Jeremy Radd June 24, 2008
Get the 4 eels mug.The name given to live born young that result from a night of drinking alot of Guinness.
The young are often born in rivers and semi private places near bars and sailors.
Singular: Guiness eel if only one intact log is present.
The young are often born in rivers and semi private places near bars and sailors.
Singular: Guiness eel if only one intact log is present.
by LittleTed August 6, 2017
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by jorymo November 15, 2009
Get the mustard eels mug.A Sexually transmitted disease in which mold ferments on your Fallopian tube and wriggles out into your uterus. It travels in waves, causing defected babies. In males it results in a clogged urethra, preventing ejaculation and causing excruciating urination.
One time, I spilled some mold dust on my dick and fucked a girl. She woke up with vaginal eels. I have urethrian eels as well.
by Erriot13 June 21, 2014
Get the Vaginal Eels mug.Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft
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