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Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world
"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."
by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012
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Earphone Bumpin'

Someone who so obnoxiously cranks the volume on their earphones just for the single fact of showin' off (to those close enough around that can hear them) what music they're listening to.
The guy earphone bumpin' three treadmills down from me is listening to Mos.
by Call Me CoCoNUT May 25, 2008
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Earphone Syndrome

Earphone Syndrome is when you've have an earphone in for so long it feels like it's there, even when it isn't.
Man1: Shit, I was listening to The Weeknd all day and now I have earphone syndrome!
Man2: Oh man that sucks.
by xoxxxoooxo December 30, 2012
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Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.
Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore
by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011
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bitch earphone

the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"
hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!
by jonobello January 31, 2006
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earphones

What old people used to call headphones.
Teacher: Take off those earphones at once!
Student: What?
Teacher: Your earphones. Take them off.
Student: WTF are earphones?
by bremerton January 15, 2010
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earphones

A way to make everyone start talking to you OVER your music or entertainment to piss you off.
1: (Puts earphones in)
mom: Get me some water!
dad: Pass me my glass
sister: (mouthing words0
1: (takes earphones out)
Everyone (Shuts up)
by #IStayLogical July 27, 2012
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