Premature eChatulation

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.

Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.

by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011

premature-echatulation

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

by Stubey February 16, 2009

EChat Flusher

We use this message to flush the last contents before this message. We literally made an urban dictionary definition for this. We dont feel like purging, so we will just flush so it does not appear in the screen anymore. I cant think of other filler sentences to further flush. Uhh. Okay let me tell you about flushing, im not even sure if its allowed. But it works. If it looks stupid but it works, its not stupid, as they say. Man. I really should be promoted to owner for this. Zane watch out, im about to take your position. #MeForOwner? I have no idea. E-chat will praise me for this. If they will even know who made this. Hopefully, just hopefully, this is enough to flush the screen. Shit i just realized it wont work as well on desktop mode. Dang it. Only on mobile. Good enough. I guess? Eh i dont know lets just get this over with. Flush flush flushh

-df Echat Flusher

by rrrrrennnnn September 16, 2021