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E.J.

A megafaggot. Referred to as cuck, skinhead or neonazi. Also a fuckface. Often known to be attracted to ratface. In essence is a pussy bitch. Is involved in beta orbit around ratface. But when ratface and neonazi mate they make a mysterious noise that we have never heard before. They produce a creature known as a Skinhead Rat Baby it's an even more disgusting creature. The creature that is made has the resemblance of a dog/crocodile/rat creature.
I heard Chat Thundercock fucked Eugenes gf, that makes him an E.J.
by Nomse October 31, 2017
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E-J

An amazingly funny person, who often dyes her hair. E-J has bright blue eyes and she is the coolest/weirdes personne ever! She has a loving mother and a adorable sister! E-J is always honest and tries her best to be nice to people, she hates upsetting people. E-J likes dem memes and hopes to one day be one. She also dreams to be a movie star or a signer! Her only ennemies are people that are jealous of her! E-J loves to reeee! If you are friends with her you are super lucky so keep her close and love her to infinity!
Girl1- E-J is so cool!
Girl2- I hate her because she is better that me
Girl1- Dont hate the reeee queen!!!!!
by The reeee queen May 2, 2019
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E.J.

a solid maybe. a person who expresses initial interest in an event or occasion, but may or may not show up when the time comes.
is josh going on the cruise?

hes an E.J. he said maybe.
by dafuknbois April 20, 2022
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E.J.O.

Means Eternal Jump Off. Basically, it is an older woman that not Wifey-Material and never will be. She has been a jump-off since her younger years and has never learned or gained the skills and behaviors that would put her in the Wifey category, and she NEVER will. These women are easy to spot. They are the old chick at the club who is desperately trying to cling to her youth, and failing. Gravity, age, and bad living habits have taken hold on her like a Boa Constrictor, and she doesn't look good at all. On top of that, her personality is as shitty as her looks. They're trying to be Cougars, but end up actually being an Alleycat.
"DAMN!!!" Look at the old, ugly busted chick at the club. She ain't got no business here. She's not cute and only good for steady pumping. She's been looking for a man, but dudes know better than to wife that up. She'll be an E.J.O. until the day she dies.

I heard Keisha had to walk home from the hotel last night. Dude fucked her, and let her stranded with no cab fare. It's the 10th time this money. She keeps crying and asking why men don't say with her. She's an E.J.O. and the only one that doesn't know it is her.
by DarkMessiah1974 May 18, 2011
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E.J. Weisz

A person, typically from New England, who adores frigid, winter weather about as much as they loathe the heat of summer, and makes a conscious, lucid decision to pack up their life and move it halfway across the globe to Australia.

Given these circumstances and subsequent contrast of opinion, E.J.s appear to make and honor these decisions with relative ease despite a societal expectation toward the absolute contrary. This is likely the result of a "big picture" mindset and an ability to rapidly prioritize, sacrifice, and acquiesce to various environments in a way that most people cannot.

However, in spite of acknowledging their own responsibility and willingness to physically put themselves in such a position, they will go out of their way to loudly express their annoyance or disdain for everything around them, barring the actual reason for their commitment to the decision.
"So my job said they'd be willing to offer me a bump in position and nearly double my salary IF I relocate to Alaska by year's end. It's tempting... but I honestly don't know if I could handle being that far away from my family and friends."

"Whoa whoa whoa, wait... Did you just say DOUBLE your salary? Fuck a social life and family, dude! For that kinda money, I'd have damn near turned into E.J. Weisz before the end of the phonecall!"
by Pseudonix June 11, 2022
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P.E.J.

Said by queer women when referring to straight girls who will probably not be straight anymore in like 5 years.
The definition of P.E.J. is Pussy Eating Jaw

Brie Larson, oh she’s got that PEJ energy for sure.
by Valkyrol March 28, 2019
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W.M.E.J.

W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.

Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
"Hey man,how are you? ... Hey, whats that in the cupboard?"
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."

-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.
by Pinky and the Brain January 21, 2008
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