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Herpty Derpty

That one guy that you always get stuck with when playing Halo. Kinda like a more retarded humpty dumpty.
We would have won that last game if it wasn't for fuckin' herpty derpty.
by mattttt_daaaaaamon April 21, 2011
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derptology

The study or creation of rage comics.
He specializes in derptology.
by jordantc May 9, 2011
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derptastic

a combination of derp and fantastic. can be used at anytime and is appropriate for almost any situation.
Jim: "I just totally hooked up with your cousin." Jacob: "That's derptastic, considering she has herpes and is addicted to cocaine and Doritos."
by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010
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Skurpty Derpty

Could mean a variety of things, but most importantly it refers to someone who has "Skurped the Durp" and ended up all Skurpty Derpty. One could also "Skurp a Durp" and use either word by itself... i.e. "Durped out", "Skerpt out"
"dude, shit got real weird last night when David went Skurpty Derpty"
"yeah he was super Durped out"
by King Weirdo May 4, 2010
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DorptyDorpDorp

Derp+Dork=Dorp.
Used to call someone goofy
She's so goofy, she's such a dorp she says "Dorptydorpdorp" all the time.
by Gemsandlight December 10, 2016
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derptagonist

An unintelligent person or group of people who win intellectual debates through countering logical facts with insults regarding the opponent's intelligence, causing the opponent to become enraged.
Derptagonist: I saw a moving star last night! *derp*
Smart person: I highly doubt the possibility of a star millions of light-years away moving through space fast enough for it to be noticeable on Earth. I didn't hear any reports of a meteor shower, so it was probably just a satellite.
Derptagonist: Dude that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
by The Original Derptagonist November 30, 2010
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Derption

Obvious spoken or written idiocy for which frustration on the part of the receiving party is only slightly quelled by the laughable and simple-minded nature of the offense. Derption is immediately apparent to all but the derp demonstrating their derptitude.
"Did you see Zuckerberg testify in front of Congress? The derption in the questions they asked him was almost unbelievable... even for them."
by Herbert Derpson June 1, 2018
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