distorian

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.

A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.

by J. Karlin September 13, 2006

? and the mysterians

an old rock band known only for their one hit, 96 tears. the lead singer legally changed his name to ? and believed that he would be performing their one hit, 96 tears, 10,000 years into the future.

yo, white boy, you listen to ? and the mysterians?

by ohshit wutang August 6, 2007

Hysterians

Any group of people that gets really upset about a topic or a happening.

The vegan hysterians cry "fowl" if you kill a chicken!

by Bev Maxwell December 26, 2007

Dystopian Undertones

Slang term for 'testicles' - the 'under' part of 'undertones' refers to the position of the testicles in relation to the rest of the male reproductive system, plural because there are two testes.

tycho: Put on a pair of pants, Gabe!
gabe: Why, what's wrong with these short-shorts?
tycho: I can see your dystopian undertones, fer chrissake!

- penny arcade

by paxattendee July 22, 2009

Disteria

A word used to describe a shit minecraft server with a shit event manager.

Wow that server is so Disteria!! Their event manager is so jamesdakill

by m3m3l0rdh34rthst0nepl4y3r May 28, 2018

Dystopian

A clueless underage sweat with no respect for women or seniors, Sounds like his grandfather and also cheats at games he knows he can't win.

Wait the fuck... You're 12?! You're such a Dystopian

by ItsForReal50 April 15, 2020

Dystopian Undertones

The male (or female, for that matter) testes.

Jill: Ugh, I hate waking up to goddamned dystopian undertones every morning.

Angela: I know! It's, like, the same with Mike, he totally needs to shave them at least.

Jill: Uhh... what are you talking about?

Angela: Well, you know, Mike's dystopian undertones, his balls? You?

Jill: Roommate watching Fox every gorram morning at 7am... Balls? What the hell?

by RedAlert25 July 22, 2009