Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

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Chaos Dunk

A slam dunk so cool that it caused a disaster killing millions in New York causing basketball to be made illegal. The Chaos Dunk was, at first, only thought to be able to be performed by Charles Barkley, but another Chaos Dunk occurs in Manhattan when Charles is not present, which are the opening events on the computer game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

"The Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order"

by Tacticalcraptical June 4, 2009

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drunkthrough

A strategy guide for a video game, which walks you through the game and story as you drink along. Similar to a walk-through, except someone does it while being intoxicated with alcohol. Basically when someone is playing a video game from start to finish and sometimes recording it with the end of sharing it online with other people. At the beginning of the game the person begins drinking, and by the end of the game (if the person manages to not blackout) they should be stone cold drunk.

GF: Please stop drinking baby!
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I can't! I owe it to the fans!
GF: These drunkthroughs are killing us! Choose me or your drunkthroughs.
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I choose beer, video games, and my YouTube Channel. Good day.
GF: But..
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I said GOOD DAY!

by erdamalaZ August 17, 2014

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