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Dumpers Regret 

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights
Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"
Dumpers Regret by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

Dumperdick Blues 

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.
Dumperdick Blues by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Thumper Dumper Code Red 

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.
No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.
Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.
bumper dumper by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.
Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!
Thumper Dumper by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Trauma dumper

A selfish prick who dumps their baggage onto other people especially when it’s not appropriate. A trauma dumper’s motive is often to gain sympathy or minimize other people’s traumas.
I made a Mother’s Day post and this trauma dumper commented, “imagine having a mom 😑”.
Trauma dumper by exoliq March 7, 2021