dumass

1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.

2.One who's actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

See also dumnass
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(Don't spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. They all mean the same thing.
Jesus. Dumass.

Maybe if you weren't such a dumass, people wouldn't kick you.

by kyleisnotajew September 3, 2005

Dumassify

To explain something obvious to someone. to put into layman's terms or to break it down for them to that they can understand it. To dumb-ass-ify it.

"You don't understand? Let me dumassify it for you..."

by Lucky Luddy December 27, 2011

dumassitude

referring to the general stupidity people show as "dumassitude" by vehemently rejecting any known common sense.

I blame the dumassitude

by oatmeal1979 April 8, 2011

dumass

stupid person.
also Alexander Dumas from the Shawshank Redemption. When the redneck mispronounces the authorof the Man in the Iron Mask and Tim Robbins'character sets him straight.

Shut up Monsieur Dum-ass!

by doggbutt September 24, 2003

DUMass

The University of Massachusetts in Dartmouth.

Person 1: I graduated from DUMass.

Person 2: That seems appropriate.

by Abbietimesamillion September 13, 2006

Dumassify

To put into layman's terms; explain further into greater detail- normally to someone who should get it, but does not.

"You don't understand? Let me dumassify if for you..."

by Lucky Luddy December 27, 2011

dumass

short for dumb ass

that chick is a dumass

by hehe June 9, 2003