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straight dude sex

Any act resulting in orgasm between two straight men but involving no kissing, cuddling, or touching of balls.
"Hey Tad, Suzy blew me off again. Wanna come over for some straight dude sex?"
by Bubbrubb July 26, 2008
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dukesexual

Yn, I think you are duke sexual...
IM DUKESEXUAL!
by grodyngelsbro December 31, 2020
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Dudese

Language created by the online gaming community to reflect being a "hip" online player.
Dude, that run was l33t. Naggy got pwn3d. Wat j00 doin l8r?
That's speaking dudese
by Eryck65 November 11, 2005
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dudesey dukes

A hipster phenomena in southern California in which boys wear very short and tight shorts, more specifically last years skinny jeans cut off just above the thigh like girls in the late 90's, if you're so hip you MUST wear them please, avoid your fixie bike
Girl at the beach: God I wish board shorts were still in style.
Girl two: I know that guy in the Dudesey dukes didn't know his ball had rolled out
by fast73 March 31, 2015
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Dukesexual

Being attracted (romantically or friend wise) to people with the name Duke
Leon: “Hey Ashley, did you hear that Claire is Dukesexual?”
Ashley: “I don’t blame her.”
by 100%NotDukeNukem June 26, 2021
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Dudeseph

One of the 12 tribes of "Dude," including any and all of the appropriate relational branches of "The Dude," "El Duderino," etc, whom you identify as one of your fellow tribe, for whatever reason.

Like many other tribes, this kinship can create some strong bonds. Membership requirements, and requirements in general, are...abiding, and otherwise quite a bit relaxed by comparison, not dissimilar to a Ralph's Value Club Card membership.

*Note: A strong mutual disdain for unauthorized urination on living space centerpieces (particularly the soiling of prized sectional throw rugs), may be shared at some point in the formation of this bond, but this is not required.

Ancient lore (Duderonomy 1:1) suggests that after parchments had become oversaturated with "bro" and its variants, (including considerable usage of "Broseph") relevant edicts were...you know, "edicted" or whatever is done, and then here we are, more or less...

*For a more cursory understanding of the origin, find yourself, at various points in your life, somehow in the same room with both a flood of ancient scripture and the Mr. Lebowskis of this world and you will be within landing distance of this airport.

*For a considerably thorough tribal history, see the historical works of Dudesephus.
"Nice rip! My Dudeseph just crushed it right into valet parking!!"
"thx Dudeseph!" (original usage)
by anonymous July 8, 2022
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