duche bag

this is from the hidden creek phase 2 kids, we just be clownin round here n shits so u kno

jimmy maher is the biggest duche bag i kno roun here

by matt tollez November 12, 2004

Duche bag

ass hole

Matt has been a real duche bag since he moved.

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Recovering Duche Bag

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance

Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.

(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.

(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.

(Girl) Why not?

(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.

by krusty123 May 31, 2010

duche fucking fag bag

It's actually 2 expressions combined, duche bag (- historically known as an instrument of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirty piece of female genitalia) and fag(Short form for faggot aka homo).

This expression is used when a duche male is sleeping with a lot of other men. He's like a male - gigolo, for men!

He's gay, a total duche fucking fag bag!

by Fiat Cobrone June 25, 2009

Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Hashtag Douche bag

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.

"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"

by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013

Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.

Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!

by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011