drunker-na-ballsack

The state of being so drunk you are comparable to old hairy scrotum.

"Check out ol' Matty o'er there 'bout drunker-na-ballsack...and so am I."

by Hoggggzilla December 13, 2009

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs July 24, 2008

Drunker than 10 indians

A euphamism used mostly in the upper midwest, to signify one who is really really drunk, possibly close to passing out. Plays on the fact native americans do not hold their liquor well.

Last night in Sturgis I got drunker than 10 Indians.

by the_fudge October 4, 2008

drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003

Drunker than a box of shit

Someone who is falling down drunk.

Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.

by thehighplainzdrifter May 21, 2010

drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020

drunkerer

to be drunk to the point where you don't know your own name

last night Dave was totally drunkerer

by proofoflife June 13, 2014