Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.

Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!

by Jonnywanglinden January 16, 2021

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 30, 2023