Droopy Sock

A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.

While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016

droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children

by theFishPillow March 27, 2011

dooty bubble

When you poop and fart at the same time.

i just shit and farted right after that.

bruh that's a dooty bubble

by j smith November 12, 2016

dooty booty

A person with a lot of shit in their butt or a shitty booty.

Why are you such a dooty booty?

by NO Mercy 87 June 22, 2016

dooty

A medium sized piece of feces, or shit, expelled in an open and public place.

"I can't believe Tom just dropped a dooty in the ashtray in front of the bank!"

by C-Styles August 31, 2006

Droopy Drew

When the testicles hang prodominantly lower than the head of your penis

Dude, Ed Has Such A Droopy Drew, It's Like A Burlap Sack

by ed1473yo May 5, 2008

droozy

A combination of drowsy and woozy. Dizzy, incapacitated, light-headed. Feeling of sleeplessness where body is moving but not falling asleep yet.

I'm so droozy I can't do my homework and this tea isn't helping.

by Patrick R August 8, 2005