dronk

the act of spilling one's drink upon a surface and then preceding to lick the spilled liquid from said surface

dave: *spills his drink* "oh how clumsy of me"
zarah: "well.. are you gonna dronk that or what!?"

by d and z July 3, 2009

Dronk

The type of beverage that is consumed following a miserable software release. Also, The way you feel after a miserable software release.

Man that was a miserable release, let bust out of hear early and go get some dronks!

by king c money July 29, 2011

Dronk

1. Being Born with the name Robert at birth.

Not to be confused with a Gronk

2. Sociopathic nature pyschopathic tendencies.

3. Beware

If you come across a dronk. Capture it if you can. We would like to run some tests on subjects

Oi isn't that Robo, dronk and half there. Cunt nuts.

by Dronk, Sociopath, pyschopath, June 25, 2020

Dronking

This is where you spread mayonnaise on the vaginal wall of awoman and ingest it during sexual intercourse.

i was dronking.

by klih May 21, 2011

Blookvark Dronk

How you tell people that you are blackout drunk whilst being blackout drunk

*at a party* Guy 1: Hey dude, are you good? Guy 2: Blookvark dronk

by My name is baddy October 21, 2020

Dronk soos 'n konk

Made up Afrikaans slang meaning that you are beyond drunk and that you are going places.

The state in which you are more than drunk.

Luke: Yoh Lascelles! I am feeling dronk soos 'n konk.

Lascelles: Yoh same! DRONK SOOS 'N KONK!

by themasons July 24, 2018

dronk

feeling drunk without consuming alcohol.
being dronk can go from just feeling drowsy to maximum levels of craziness.

Person 1: Why are you having an atomic seizure in the kitchen?

Person 2: Im dronk

Person 1: You consumed alcohol?
Person 2: No, I’m dronk
Person 1: Ok

by not dronk June 9, 2022