dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.

Eww man shes dried roast beef

by Lester October 29, 2003

dried noodles

A dry version of noodles

Ted: "Should I put some water in these dried noodles"
Vie: "yeah, sure"

by Altyen December 18, 2018

Dried Sullivan

Someone with squinty eyes and a very crusty appearance.

When Jason finally awoke and walked into the kitchen, Paul couldn't help but notice that he had one heckuvva dried Sullivan. Jason squinted and crust popped off of his face in all directions. "God, I'm so crusted" said Jason. "I can see that," said Paul, removing several crispy flakes from his waffles. "You have quite a remarkable dried Sullivan."

by Bover January 3, 2010

dried mangoes

1.) Dried mangoes is a slangname for a new type of drugs that is better than weed.

2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".

"Yo! You got those dried mangoes that I asked for?"

"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."

by stoopids May 31, 2016

Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out

Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk

by Milk 38 February 4, 2020

dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

by aScruffy August 10, 2020

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

by Orangechicken October 2, 2004