Drain the swamp

To masturbate to photos of Ivanka Trump so frequently that one expels all of the semen stored up in ones testicles.

Donald Trump's number one priority of president is to drain the swamp.

by tgcenterprises May 26, 2020

draining the swamp

felching

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.

by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018

draining the swamp

When you let a Russian prostitute urinate in your mouth.

Damn, Don is at it again, draining the swamp. Better do damage control.

by prof poo February 11, 2018

Drain the Swamp

Taking out the middle man

I'm going to drain the swamp as president.

by TheWizardProg February 9, 2017

Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.

Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!

by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021

Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!

Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!

by Boychi January 9, 2021