drain the swamp

The process of shitting pure liquid funk out of your ass. Diarrhea.

"I can't come in to work , I gotta stay close to the toilet because I need to drain the swamp all day."

by e-chuta December 21, 2016

Drain the Swamp

Taking out the middle man

I'm going to drain the swamp as president.

by TheWizardProg February 9, 2017

Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!

Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!

by Boychi January 9, 2021

Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.

Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!

by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021