Doz

A person who either shows no emotion at all or, acts like a major bitch.

He's creepy.. is he a Doz?
LMAO HE'S SUCH A DOZ!!

by ManicheDoz September 13, 2019

doz

The word doz is another way to call someone dumb, it can be commonly found on Discord.

Person 1: That guy is pretty slow
Person 2: Jeez, what a doz...

by otakuware September 24, 2020

Dunkin’ Doz Nuts

When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.

Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.

Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.

by Stoney69 January 19, 2019

Ho-Doz

Ho-Doz (Pronounced Ho-Doh-Z) A play on words of the popular Australian caffeine drug, No-Doz. Used to describe a girl/boy who has hooked up with more than one person.

Douche 1: "Hey look at that chick she's hooked up with five guys tonight"

Douche 2: "Yeah man, she's had an extra dose of Ho-Doz"

by PerverseMilk April 25, 2011

Dozin

A slang word most often used to describe any noun that is perceived as good.

Oh my gosh, it was so dozin of you to do the dishes while I was gone.
That burger was dozin.

by Dozin January 19, 2023

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016