douchistify

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.

She really douchistified her husband.

by slingshot January 30, 2005

douchismo

1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.

That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.

by tabitha11 March 19, 2010

Douchish

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.

If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)

by she December 29, 2004

Douchist

An over opinionated individual who doesn't feel the need to think things through on their personal beliefs.

'it's important to respect other peoples beliefs. But if you're a ********* you're a dipshit!' *reader scrolls through the text and shakes his or her head* 'another Douchist'

by Gascoigne86 September 22, 2019

Douchisly

to do something like a douche

that dude over there walks around all douchisly

by chara nari shooting star November 27, 2009

Douchist

A(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche.

The comments he makes are very douchist. I do not follow that ideal, so I cannot be friends with him. I am sorry.

by Tallymo April 15, 2011

doughism

the religion of a person who is addicted to eating cookie dough.

She is obsessed with cookie dough, like a doughist.

He practices doughism, and eats cookie dough every day.

by Milly heid February 8, 2025