Douchery

The various attributes of an asshat who overvalues his/her opinions, status and importance. Individuals stricken with this condition often suffer from delusions of grandeur and speak in 4th person.

“The douchery is strong with this one as he regularly refers to himself in the 4th person by using his Navy rank to try to impress those around him.”

“His level of douchery was frightening as he talked about being ‘in the zone’ before running a 5k fun run.”

Douchery by KeyboardBandit21 December 2, 2021

Douchery

The factory of which a douche comes from. Can be an actual douche, or a person who resembles one.

Dude, were you born in a douchery!?

Douchery by SuperSmurf April 28, 2009

douchery

verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.

The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.

douchery by EAH May 22, 2005

Douchery

In ancient Roman Times, public pre-orgy bathing centers.

"Caesar, away with us to the douchery. Tonight, we orgify."

Douchery by TugglesB November 4, 2012

Douchery

Someone who is practicing being a douche

Man, Payten is like the king of douchery

Douchery by Kingofdouchery May 15, 2015

Douchery

Actions that are of the douchbag variety.

My boyfriend threatened to kill himself if I left him - so much douchery I can't even begin to describe it.

Douchery by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Douchery-doo

A douche bag whom hails from the country Australia. Always loud and obnoxious like a didgeridoo.

"I can't stand that guy Chad, he's a real douchery-doo!"

Douchery-doo by positronic March 2, 2014