a douchenugget

a douchenugget is a chubby white guy who plays basketball who's a douche.

"You're a douchenugget man, pass the ball."

by NikolaiLuvsYou April 19, 2010

Douchenugget

Someone displaying characteristics consistent with being an uptight individual who feels the need to be, at all times, perceived as correct.

Commonly the person is sexless and dissatisfied with their lives.

Yes hussy I made several spelling errors in my post; quit being such a douchenugget.

by teamus tiny April 18, 2009

Douchenugget

(N) An individual who is unable to defend political allegiances he or she posts on a meme.

After posting a meme calling Reagan a hero, the douchenuggets Amber and Robert couldn't defend why he deserves such an honorable title.

by Echo5Romwo December 12, 2015

Douchenugget

aboud abas/ variation on chickennugget and douchebag

that guy is a flaming douchenugget

by douchenuggetmaster September 14, 2009

Douchenugget

The exact word to describe the personality of the character Hans from the movie "Frozen". (Can be used for other annoying or douchey people in your life)

"You still friends with Hans?"
"No, I ditched that douchenugget a while back."

by Proudcreatorofthisword February 17, 2014

Douchenugget

A term that describes a total asshole. Definitely someone who dresses like a tool. A big step up from a normal douche and his douchebaggery actions, this person wears the title proudly. Commonly used when referring to people named William who golf and have trust funds.

Donnie: "Did you see what Will wore to go golfing today?"
Jamie: "Yeah he looked like a total douchenugget. It could've only been worse if he had a visor"

by TotallynotWillsroommates June 14, 2017

Douchenugget Bumwagon

A person who annoys you to the core.

My boss is such a douchenugget bumwagon.
Did you hear about that douchenugget bumwagon Kanye?

by Archacester February 10, 2015